A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband,

"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the
Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and said he would just  have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked,

"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be
wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man  replied,

"Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he
rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."

Regards
Pedro